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| Webmaster |
A glimpse at
the head writer for NBC's
"Friends". |
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| Ken S. |
Britney Spears
hires a new song writer... |
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| Jim
M. |
The author of
"Sex and the Single Male" chose
to remain anonymous for obvious reasons. |
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| Jason T. |
We're gonna
need more monkeys and typewriters if
we're ever gonna finish Mr. Shakespeare's
publication on time! |
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| Al |
Al Gore suffers
from writers block while writing his
autobiography. |
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| Jason T. |
The real author
of Darwin's "Origin of the
Species." |
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| Kim R. |
The evolution
of the male secretary. |
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| Ade |
Dear Mr.
Darwin, I am writing in regards to the
slur on my family name, by your
suggestion that we are in some way
related... |
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| Mark |
When writing
his novels Sir Thomas would often go days
without eating a meal or flinging his own
poop |
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| John A. |
Man, they're
gonna go ape when they read this... |
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| Becca F. |
Welcome to
Gateway Technical Support.... |
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| Russell S. |
Please repeat
that last sentence, Tarzan. |
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| Larry |
Our highly
trained staff is here to answer your
questions. |
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| Lukey Luke |
The government
outlines their new agenda for the
forthcoming elections. |
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| Shelley |
And this is
Jacob the new speech writer for George W.
Bush. |
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| Binks |
All work and no
play makes Jack a dull monkey. All work
and no play... |
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| Andy |
Hard at
work! The head writer for the Jerry
Springer show . . . |
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| Vickie &
Dave |
"The
experiment has gone terribly
wrong..." |
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| S.A. O. |
Jane Goodall's
new secretary. |
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| Denise |
And with a sigh
of relief, Bubbles the Chimp finalizes
his autobiography, "My Life With
Michael: The Hell and the Horror". |
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| Anna |
Ahh...another
Kevin Costner film completed! |
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| Benny V. |
"He slowly
began to lick her....." |
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| Bill R. |
Hollywood
producers hire scabs to lessen effect of
writers strike. Movie quality increases
ten-fold. |
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| Amy S. |
That's it! I'll
call it "Apes of Wrath."
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| Marjorie |
Told you this
job was so easy that a monkey could do
it! |
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| Chuck |
President
Clinton's new intern... |
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| Aaron R. |
All work and no
banana make bubbles a dull boy. |
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| Chris R. |
The writers of
Saturday Night Live swore off shaving
until they could come up with a skit that
was actually funny. |
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| Annie F. |
George Dubya
relaxes on one of those off days at
home... |
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| Nathan |
Dear Tarzan, my
job as a writer of captions is most
difficult.... |
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| KingArt |
Thank you for
your inquiry. We want you to know
that AOL cares about each and every... |
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| Jared |
Rush Limbaugh
hard at work on his next show. |
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