Funny Entries Received
To Date
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| Bill H. |
The Doc said my
heart would be OK if I stuck to one glass
of beer a day ! |
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| Bruce |
Next round is
on me then we need to go. I told my wife
I was only going to have two. |
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| Ste |
Even after
resticting themselves to one glass of
beer on their lunch breaks Bill and Bob
found that they still were not the most
productive when they returned to work. |
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| Acton |
Well,
you did say one for the road! |
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| Ted
H. |
Herman, the
boss is never going to believe we only
had one beer for lunch! |
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| Ted
H. |
What
do you mean the mens room is out of
service? |
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| Jerry |
Make mine a
double! |
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| Hank |
I sure hope
this Laxative works! |
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| Marc |
And you had to
supersize it! |
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| Big Dave |
Well, this is
one advantage of being 2 feet tall.... |
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| Brenda |
I think I just
swallowed the goldfish. |
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| Keith O. |
I hope they
make ADVIL in the same size containers! |
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| Frank M. |
Whata ya say
Floyd......one more round then lets get
back to countin' them there chads. |
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| Jim M. |
The incredible
shrinking man wiped his brow in relief
after finding others with the same
condition. |
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| Fred S. |
I told you
everything's bigger in Texas! |
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| Ade |
The locals of
Lilliput just loved Gullivers new bar. |
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| MTM |
She's going to
look gooooood tonight!!!!! |
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| Mark |
Remind me to
write a thankyou note to Senator Kennedy
for giving us the directions to this
place. |
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| Todd |
I swear
officer, I haven't had a drink to
drop..... |
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| Kathy L. |
Ed, I think
I'll head to the John while I can still
lift my bladder. |
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| Ulises G. |
...excuse me I
thought I ordered a large drink |
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| Michael C. |
Just slam it
Captain, or we'll have to delay the
flight again! |
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| Colin |
Thank God you
didn't order doubles! |
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| Madskull |
Huey and
Mitchell had quite a dilemma after
downing a few at the WeGotNoBathroom
Saloon. |
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| Fernando A. |
Wait to see the
hamburgers! |
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| Amy S. |
Crikey! You
were right...this is the best head I've
had in weeks! |
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| Robert B. |
I sure hope the
show is worth the "two drink
minimum!" |
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| Cindy C. |
I said LAGER,
not LARGER. |
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| Brad F. |
Hey, I guess
drinking really does stunt your growth! |
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